Creation of women 

By the time the Lord made woman,He was into His sixth day of working overtime.An angel appeared and said:"Why are you spending so much time on this one?"And the Lord  answered and said:Have you seen the spec sheet on her?She has to be completely washable,but not plastic....Have 200 movable parts,all replaceable...Run on black coffee and leftovers....Have a lap that can hold two children at one time and that disappear when she stands up.....Have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart,and have six pairs of hands.The angel was astounded at the requirements for this one."six pairs of hands!No way!"said the angel.The Lord replied,Oh,it's not the hands that are the problem.It's the three pairs of eyes that mothers must have!And that's just on the standard model."The Lord nodded.Yep,one pair of eyes is to see through the closed door as she asks her children what they are doing even though she already knows.Another pair in the back of her head is to see what she needs to know!!And the third pair is here in the front of her head.They are for looking at an errant child and saying that she understands and loves him or her without even saying a single word.The angel tried to stop the Lord."This is too much work for one day,wait until tomorrow to finish."But I can't!The Lord protested.I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to me.She already heals herself when she is sick,and can feed a family on a loaf of bread,and can get a five year old to stand in the shower